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Entries mentioning Japan

But for me, it was Tuesday

For me it was October 13, 2024

Endless rows of houses

Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

A cock-up, to be sure

Erected on June 4, 2006