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Entries mentioning burbling

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007