Entries mentioning buttocks | |
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Too-quiet restroomsWhizzed all over January 5, 2025 | |
Chickens—salad or grain?Preferred on December 29, 2024 | |
A laughing stockBoiled on December 22, 2024 | |
Eating a lot of Frosted FlakesLionized on December 15, 2024 | |
Plårped againCurled up before November 24, 2024 | |
No idea about anythingFlummoxed on October 27, 2024 | |
Will it be like concrete?Accreted on October 20, 2024 | |
But for me, it was TuesdayFor me it was October 13, 2024 | |
Formica and formicationFornicated on October 6, 2024 | |
How does blue cheese go bad?Reposed on September 1, 2024 | |
A nipple that could nibbleNuzzled on August 25, 2024 | |
Too many uncertaintiesCertified on July 28, 2024 | |
Too many demandsCommanded on July 21, 2024 | |
Too many answersDeclared on July 14, 2024 | |
Too many questionsQuestioned on July 7, 2024 | |
Back into the mud from whenceDouched on June 30, 2024 | |
Things are looking upUplit on June 16, 2024 | |
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexedEased on June 9, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
The Sun absconded yet I rest assuredAnnulated on April 14, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
A vernally hibernal good timeDrove on March 24, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bellsWhitened on December 24, 2023 | |
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!Conjoined on December 17, 2023 | |
A byte nybbled a word, and then…Nibbled on December 10, 2023 | |
Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
A quacking bushBushwhacked on November 12, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
A bolo tie and a blogging accidentHaberdashed on September 24, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
Playing a katydid like a fiddleDiddled on August 6, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
A fresh set of gnome latrinesSpun on July 23, 2023 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
Today I was being even more, more or lessBeen on July 2, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!Cursed on May 28, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
Tuck in flap to closeKnocked up on July 17, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
Dogging the BalphonseHemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022 | |
Batting the packageSemiquavered on May 15, 2022 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
An out-of-place trashcanRecycled on November 14, 2021 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
Plantago delenda estPlanted on October 17, 2021 | |
A lesson in poor metricationFound wanting on October 10, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
José Vargas de las Joyas MatemáticasDivided by zero on June 13, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Something breakfasty and sausage-likeBaconated on April 25, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
Toiling away smoilishlyToiled away on March 14, 2021 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
Upon the Fimbriated PlanetFlabbled about on August 5, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
Gurning for twoFaces made before April 8, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
Gnomes? In my photocopier?Litigated before September 18, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
Uneventful, boring, and blandNothing happened on August 28, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Sigmund Freud would be proudElectrified on April 3, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
Fluffernutter… or treacle?Stickied on January 2, 2011 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
Mr. Årp goes to city hallCarpetbagged on November 14, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Harshbarger Memorial HospitalDischarged on October 17, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!Flatulated on October 3, 2010 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feetShattered before August 15, 2010 | |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert ÅrpStumbled around on August 8, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
A little pedicatioIrrumated on May 16, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
The fnord planExecuted before April 11, 2010 | |
Dingleberry champion hamsterPlotted against on March 21, 2010 | |
A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
Stay spooned for more!Spooned on August 10, 2008 | |
Through the tunnelCrossed over on July 27, 2008 | |
Crossing the hatchesPasteurized for June 22, 2008 | |
Glick Glick van der Glick again!Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008 | |
Requiem for a haberdasherEulogized on June 8, 2008 | |
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bustGassed up on May 18, 2008 | |
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of HitlerSnickerdickered on March 30, 2008 | |
Not so dead againRecomposed right before March 2, 2008 | |
A whiz and a giggleWhizgiggled at on February 3, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Lo’ KweeishaPornographed on January 13, 2008 | |
Bubble wrap and bubble buttsThawed on January 6, 2008 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Why do the stars scream?Screamed about on September 16, 2007 | |
Under Pam & Meg’sDelved under on September 9, 2007 | |
Grumfeld reduxSimmered on September 2, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Back to Harry’sIngratiated on June 10, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Shekels at the cat-canning plantDevoted on February 11, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano lives!Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert ÅrpEntrenched under January 28, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
Music erupted from my bed cushions againStrafed on January 7, 2007 | |
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardDrenched in sweat on December 17, 2006 | |
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
Ollanthorpe Savings BankPuréed on October 1, 2006 | |
New GardegnomiaNavigated to on July 30, 2006 | |
Captain Pinnfarb explains it allPositioned left of June 18, 2006 | |
The wall gong exhibitionMolested on June 11, 2006 | |
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she saidInterrupted before February 5, 2006 | |
The perfect symmetry of a letterExcreted slightly before December 18, 2005 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
The return of the garden gnomesStar-spangled high above September 25, 2005 | |
Music erupted from my bed cushionsCosigned on April 24, 2005 | |
I forgot about HitlerPlundered shortly after October 3, 1999 |