Entries mentioning corneas | |
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The tapering of taped cans and candiesCanned on January 7, 2024 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Today being Mamårp’s daySmothered on May 8, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
There’s nothing in my head!Scuffled with on November 11, 2007 | |
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceshipDiseased prior to October 7, 2007 | |
Plårp goes homeSent home on August 5, 2007 | |
3,600 eigenserfs and a function keyIndentured forever after July 8, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: HomageLegislated on April 8, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: TaxesPropagated on April 1, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 |