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But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tips Exfiltrated on September 22, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
So I didn’t want them anymore Feted on June 23, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
The tapering of taped cans and candies Canned on January 7, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Kudzu and Miss Hewitt Integrated on July 13, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
Not so dead again Recomposed right before March 2, 2008
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
Further visages of feet-&-toes Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007
Toe-visages on the Sefernday Splayed on April 29, 2007
’Twas the night before Christmas Prostituted on December 24, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999

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