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Entries mentioning hissing

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19, 2024

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006