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Entries mentioning mud

A nipple that could nibble

Nuzzled on August 25, 2024

Playing stupid

Feathered on August 18, 2024

Endless rows of houses

Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024

Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites

Murderized on August 4, 2024

Back into the mud from whence

Douched on June 30, 2024

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Ungabungabugandabunga!

Land-locked on November 11, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

The deep blue face of failure

Done wrong on October 21, 2007

The talking, squawking camel

Reinstated on August 15, 1999