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There are no bagels there Spaced on November 17, 2024
There are no bagels here Landed on November 10, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Pigs fly just fine Porked on February 18, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
A sojourn through the jejunum Catabolized on September 9, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
When Saturday is Sunday Blown right past August 19, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
Here I froze and here I died Dubstepped on July 8, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Insidious flobcumber pie Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010
Skipping Wednesday Slid past on September 12, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Through the tunnel Crossed over on July 27, 2008
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
Short and sweet! Sweetened on April 27, 2008
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Spaceworthy guardsquirrels Decompressed on December 9, 2007
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Graceful as Loquisha’s soles Danced with on October 14, 2007
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Eight years Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Attacked by tadpoles! Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
Burkina Faso encased in pie Tortured on July 23, 2006
A disastrous pie-eating contest Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
I’m ending it all! Spindled on August 21, 2005
Soft, and steaming lightly Castigated on July 31, 2005
Umph… plurgh… splat! Beautified on July 17, 2005
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005
Eigenfactor Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
I was mad Optimized for April 3, 2005
I desire broadband access to my feet! Quibbled about on March 27, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Briefcase! Gatorade!! Fudged up against February 13, 2005
The Troobles exist… Inoculated on January 30, 2005
Curse inflatable hotdogs Expurgated on January 23, 2005
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles Squandered because of October 31, 1999
The stars scream at me louder than ever!! Suspended from October 24, 1999
I had failed Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999
I forgot about Hitler Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999
The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg Bleeped out for September 19, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999
It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999
The talking, squawking camel Reinstated on August 15, 1999
Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg Encapsulated within July 25, 1999
Is there an underdog in you? Nitrated on July 18, 1999
The flying pi returned Complicated because of July 4, 1999
The triangular briefcase I had found Reintegrated on June 13, 1999
The spiders began to sing and chant Refracted after June 6, 1999
Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me Intubated on May 30, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999
Dangerous evidence kept cropping up Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999
The perfunctory margin of disbelief Apprenticed to May 9, 1999
Semper sic tyrannis Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999
The seventeenth best day of my life Dissipated before March 21, 1999
I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999
The stars scream at me, but why? Conduced on March 7, 1999

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