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There are no bagels there Spaced on November 17, 2024
There are no bagels here Landed on November 10, 2024
No idea about anything Flummoxed on October 27, 2024
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Pigs fly just fine Porked on February 18, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
I did not forget about Hitler! Livingroomed on August 12, 2007
Plårp goes home Sent home on August 5, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Ravna and a ligature Magic-marked on May 20, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
The haberdashery, act III Haunted on March 19, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
The haberdashery, act I Taunted on March 5, 2006
Ham and eggs, a dram of megs Hammed up for February 26, 2006
I need a new hobby Telephoned on February 19, 2006
The perfect symmetry of a letter Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005
I’m ending it all! Spindled on August 21, 2005
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
Curse inflatable hotdogs Expurgated on January 23, 2005
Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me Intubated on May 30, 1999

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