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Entries mentioning smurfs

Afloat down the River Severn

Zephyred on December 1, 2024

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I love AOL

Placated since August 1, 1999