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Entries mentioning turkeys

Afloat down the River Severn

Zephyred on December 1, 2024

Playing stupid

Feathered on August 18, 2024

Too many demands

Commanded on July 21, 2024

Things are looking up

Uplit on June 16, 2024

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005