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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s November, 2024 trumpeting & strumpets

There are no bagels here

Landed on November 10

Ensconced and enholed

Procrastinated on November 3

Pnårp’s October, 2024 flumping & galumphing

No idea about anything

Flummoxed on October 27

Will it be like concrete?

Accreted on October 20

But for me, it was Tuesday

For me it was October 13

Formica and formication

Fornicated on October 6

Pnårp’s September, 2024 plumping & whumping

By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask

Trashed on September 29

Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tips

Exfiltrated on September 22

A wild eep out of place and time

Moofed at on September 15

I really should have that broken…

Tinned on September 8

How does blue cheese go bad?

Reposed on September 1

Pnårp’s August, 2024 stumping & thumping

A nipple that could nibble

Nuzzled on August 25

Playing stupid

Feathered on August 18

Endless rows of houses

Planned and zoned on August 11

Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites

Murderized on August 4

Pnårp’s July, 2024 jumping & slumping

Too many uncertainties

Certified on July 28

Too many demands

Commanded on July 21

Too many answers

Declared on July 14

Too many questions

Questioned on July 7

Pnårp’s June, 2024 mumping & umping

Back into the mud from whence

Douched on June 30

So I didn’t want them anymore

Feted on June 23

Things are looking up

Uplit on June 16

Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed

Eased on June 9

Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing

Milked on June 2

Pnårp’s May, 2024 frumping & grumping

Purple prose asphyxia

Blockaded on May 26

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19

Never put a fish in your car

Wrapped on May 12

A masterful mañana-man

Cunctated on May 5

Pnårp’s April, 2024 lumping & clumping

Nose, the best smelling device

Stunk down on April 28

So many questions

Trebled on April 21

The Sun absconded yet I rest assured

Annulated on April 14

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7

Pnårp’s March, 2024 humping & dumping

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3

Pnårp’s February, 2024 pumping & dumping

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18

Morning again?

Mourned on February 11

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4

Pnårp’s January, 2024 trumping & bumping

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7