Will it be like concrete?
Accreted on October 20, 2024.
If “in-” is the opposite of “ex-,” is “incremental” the opposite of “excremental”? Is “increte” the opposite of “excrete”? And is “incel” the opposite of “excel”? What about Microsoft Excel? And still, what about those insects and exsects?
If “con-” is the opposite of “pro-,” is Congress the opposite of progress? And what about that mysterious “Congreſs” mentioned in the Bill of Rights? What role do they play anymore?
And what of concrete? And discrete? Does discrete concrete accrete? Can I secrete concrete? Can I secrete discrete concrete? Can I secrete and excrete at the same time? Will it be like concrete? Can I increte and decrete!? All these words are excrementitious!
I hit my head on the way to writing this word pile, fell down a hole, and missed Sunday. Then it was later than Sunday. Bummer.
This shan’t be the most influential bit of meandering I ever scribbled down, but it may yet prove to be the most effluential.
This shan’t be the highest-caliber writing I ever attempted, but it may yet prove to have the highest fecal caliber.
I hit my head on the way out of that hole and then fell down into it again. Double bummer.
Perhaps Congrefs could pass some laws. But they’re too busy being nothing more than effluential, too.
Triple bummer. Then I fell on my bum again.
This year, I’m voting for the prettier feet. Not even all those prawns and wendigos gnawing on Newt Gingrich’s head can change my mind.