My favorite body parts
feet (387) buttocks (282) nose (246)
My favorite celebrities
Aika Miura (2) Alyssa Milano (147) Anna Ohura (4) Britney Spears (44) Chloë Moretz (38) Christina Applegate (2) Hudson Leick (4) Jack Off Jill (9) Jada Fire (16) Jennifer Love Hewitt (38) Lucy Lawless (12) Lucy Liu (2) Spice Girls (63)
My family
my sister Plårp (29) my brother Grårp (19) my mother Mamårp (29) my father Papårp (2) my daughter Prårp (6) my grandpooty Fnårp (11) my cousin Mlårp (6) my cousin Clårp (1)
Me, myself, and mine
my aplomb (12) my basement (45) my bestiary (20) my ceiling calendar (4) my ceiling clock (37) my chagrin (15) my composure (10) my crests (21) my dudgeon (14) my eigenbriefcase (7) my garage (24) my hexaflexagonal briefcase (4) my memoirs (3) my pantry (17) my roolf (17) my triangular briefcase (32) voices in my head (36) my wherewithal (8)
My friends & enemies
Beatrice I.T. Carparker-Harshbarger (6) Becasue (93) Madame Beaux Pieds (8) Borb McBorbley (27) Borbra McBorbley (12) Catlips the Clown (7) Charlie Witherspoonworth (9) David Pinnfarb (21) the derbfine and obolus men (7) Dinglebuckey (17) Dirk Dirk McGuirk (2) the Editor (9) Engelbert Vlabbitteehoothie (3) Eunice F.G Harshbarger (4) Fendippitous Eggmen (18) the fimbriated man (17) Forb McBorbley (3) Fyodor Vyacheslavovich Tvalashvili (5) Genevieve von Sträsmussenbörg (12) Gerhardt Groompkin (6) the girl-next-refrigerator (6) Glick Glick van der Glick (4) Gnaddeus Underdong McDoggerel Kleinbutt (8) Gra (4) Gravitor (3) Grumfeld van der Spooijwanker (7) Haldûrburðgar (16) the Hammurderer (4) Harry Whyte (8) the Harshbargers (40) Herbert Hebert Hobbes (3) Iggy Kalamazoo-Kintaki-Meeps (6) St. Joe Kowalski (3) José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas (4) Julian Rhoodie (48) Karl Winerboffer (6) Laundry Matt’s (2) Loquisha (54) Lucy Goosey (2) Mr. M’Nummenschantz (6) Mooey (5) Moosey (15) Mortimer Harshbarger (6) Rev. Nahum G. Dalhousie (6) Nar-Bibbly the Moon Rock (5) the neighbors (261) the new neighbor (17) Norb McBorbley (8) St. Norbert (2) Nurdlebutt (19) Ol’ Bummie (4) Mr. Ollanthorpe (19) Pam & Meg (20) Parndiddle McForsterbaster (10) Peter Pfister-Fassbinder (2) President Piggy-Man (29) Mr. Plerkle (3) Porb McBorbley (2) Pow, Biff, and Zork (7) Prudence Farnston (10) Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top (4) Ravna Olegg-Thorssondóttir (77) Richard Dreckers Sr. (11) Richard Uptown Pluckman (5) Roy G. Biv (10) Samuel Dreckers (56) Sela-Dûr (3) Smelley (3) Mr. Smuthabupple (8) the Sneŗtman (9) Mr. Snulbug (7) Strahazazhia Kalamazoo-Kintaki-Meeps (25) Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg (17) Szczerbaczewicz & Smith (16) Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger (23) Thudley (4) Mr. Tripeman (2) Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer (7) Veesey-Koosey (4) Comrade Volgolskin™ (2) Wiebe van der Woobie (32) Wilbur P. Elmot (2) Mr. Wilson (64) Yappie (43)
Other people I talk about
Abe Vigoda (3) Abraham Lincoln (2) Adam Smith (2) Adolf Hitler (33) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (1) Albert Einstein (7) Al Capone (3) Al Gore (2) Al Pacino (2) Alex Trebek (2) Amara La Negra (2) Ambrose Burnside (4) Andrea Dworkin (2) Andrew Wakefield (2) Ann Coulter (2) Antonin Scalia (2) Ariana Grande (3) Arthur Eddington (1) August Kekulé (1) August Möbius (6) Augusto Pinochet (2) Ayn Rand (2) Ba‘al (2) the Babadook (5) Bailey Jay (1) Baron Munchausen (2) Batman (3) Benjamin Franklin (1) Benjamin Netanyahu (3) Benjamin the Nettin’ Yahoo (3) Bill Clinton (4) Bill Gates (2) Bill Nye (2) William “Bill” Post (1) Bobby McGee (1) Bob Dole (2) Bob Moore (1) Boris Pasternak (1) Bozo the Clown (5) Bret Easton Ellis (2) Brian Peppers (2) Bruce Coville (1) Bruce Springsteen (1) Cecilia Bååth-Holmberg (1) Charlemagne (2) Charles Babbage (2) Charles Darwin (3) Charles Ingram (2) Charles Manson (2) Charles Messier (1) Chef Boyardee (11) Collyer Brothers (3) Colonel Kurtz (6) Commodus (2) Coraline (2) Cordwainer Smith (66) Cthulhu (26) Cuthbert Burbage (2) Cyrano de Bergerac (2) Cyrus the Great (2) Cyrus Vance (1) Dan Quayle (1) Dante Alighieri (1) David Berkowitz (2) David the Gnome (3) Denis Leary (11) Donald Knuth (2) Don Rickles (2) Dors Feline (5) Dweezil (2) Dwight D. 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Yeats (1) Wilhelm Wundt (5) William Hazlet Upson (1) William Henry Harrison (2) William Howard Taft (2) William James McPhee (3) William Shakespeare (12) Winfield Scott (1) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1) Yosemite Sam (1) Zachary Taylor (3) Zeno (3)
Movies, TV, bands, and galoobery
Æon Flux (1) ALF (1) Alien Nation (1) Avatar (1) Babylon 5 (16) Bang Bros. (2) Barbarella (2) Barney the Dinosaur (2) Battlestar Galactica (15) the Bible (27) Braveheart (1) Candle Cove (2) Cannibal Holocaust (2) Coneheads (6) Cutting Crew (1) Daffy Duck (3) Darkwing Duck (2) Dilbert (1) Dinosaucers (3) Dishwasher Synergy (5) Disney (10) Duke Nukem 3D (1) Earth 2 (1) The Elm-Chanted Forest (1) Encino Man (4) Family Matters (3) Farscape (12) Firefly (4) Flen flyys (2) Fluppy Dogs (2) Frasier (46) Full House (2) Futurama (2) Galoob (6) Gandahar (2) Garfield (4) G.I. Joe (2) Herman’s Hermits (1) Hunger Games (1) Insane Clown Posse (2) Jimmie Johnson and the Butthole Supremes (1) Journey (1) Klingons (7) Korn (2) Lady Dugong and the Crotchrockets (2) Lexx (25) LMFAO (2) Lycanthropy (1) Marathon (30) Mephiskapheles (2) Merriam–Webster (2) Millennium (2) Monty Python (7) Mork and Mindy (3) Murderdeathcock (14) My Buddy (1) The Outer Limits (1) Perfect Strangers (31) Playboy (2) The Postman (3) Pound Puppies (3) the Ramones (1) Scooby Doo (2) Seinfeld (12) Sesame Street (15) The Simpsons (23) Smash Mouth (2) Space: Above and Beyond (7) Sports Illustrated (5) Stargate SG-1 (13) Star Trek (64) Star Wars (2) Street Fighter (1) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (3) Thomas the Tank Engine (2) Threebrain (4) Three Fat Fish (6) the Trashmen (2) Twelve Monkeys (2) 2001: A Space Odyssey (1) Wang Chung (2) Winnie the Pooh (3) The Wire (5) Xena: Warrior Princess (14) The X-Files (33)
Around the world… and elsewhere
Abkhazia (1) Accident, Maryland (1) the Acropolis (3) Afghanistan (13) Alabama (3) Alaska (7) Albuquerque, New Mexico (2) Älvdalen (1) Appalachia (7) Arcadia (2) Arizona (5) Arkansas (1) Aroostook, Maine (2) Arp, Texas (2) Assyria (2) Athabasca (21) the Atlantic Ocean (14) Augsburg (1) Australia (15) Austria (2) Babylon (2) the Bagel Nebula (20) Bahamas (1) Bavaria (12) Beaufort, Maine (1) Belgium (8) Belize (2) Bermuda (8) Biafra (1) Bithynia (2) Bobo, Mississippi (4) Bohemia (4) Botswana (2) Bouillabaissia (15) Boston, Massachusetts (8) Brazil (6) Brisbane (1) the Bronx (3) the Brundlesphere (26) Buffalo, New York (4) Bungholio, Michigan (1) Burkina Faso (16) Burnt Corn, Alabama (2) Butte, Montana (1) California (40) Canada (40) Cappadocia (8) the Carpathian Mountains (34) Chechnya (6) China (27) Chittagong (1) Circassia (3) Clairvaux (1) Cloonfush (1) Colorado (3) Conshohocken, Pennsylvania (1) Contoocook, New Hampshire (1) Corinth (3) Crete (2) Croatia (3) Cuba (2) Dartmouth College (1) Death Valley (2) Deshler, Ohio (2) Easter Island (2) Egypt (11) Eigentoria (23) England (55) Fáskrúðsfjörður (2) Finland (19) Florida (4) France (64) Georgia (4) Germany (111) Gnomelandia (12) Goobertown, Arizona (2) Greece (34) Guam (1) Hawaii (4) Heaven (11) Hegyközszentimre (1) Hell (57) the Himalayan Mountains (6) Hungary (7) Hyperborea (3) the Hypogeum of Ħal-Saflieni (3) Iceland (10) Idaho (3) Illinois (2) India (8) Indiana (1) Indonesia (6) Iowa (4) Iran (12) Ireland (2) Israel (6) Italy (21) Ithaka (2) Japan (34) Kalamazoo, Michigan (32) Kansas (1) Kazakhstan (1) Knoxville, Tennessee (1) Kosovo (2) Lakshadweep (1) Latvia (1) Lebanon (1) Lemnos (2) Lesotho (1) the Levant (3) Libya (1) Louisiana (1) Loyalsockville, Pennsylvania (3) Luxembourg (2) Macedonia (3) Madagascar (2) Maine (3) Manitoba (2) Mars (7) Maryland (3) Massachusetts (12) Mauritania (2) Mel’s Hole (2) Mexico (37) Michigan (37) Mississippi (9) Missouri (3) Mohenjo-Daro (1) Moldavia (5) Moldova (2) Mongolia (3) Montana (3) the Moon (49) Moravia (13) Morea (1) Moscow (3) Munich (1) Nebraska (2) Neptune (6) Netherlands (7) New Bouillabaissia (6) New Gardegnomia (4) New Hampshire (5) New Jersey (3) New Mexico (4) New York (20) New Zealand (2) Nibiru (1) Nigeria (2) Nizhny Novgorod (1) Norstrilia (2) North Korea (2) North Pole (4) Norway (3) Nova Scotia (2) Ohio (4) Oklahoma (4) Oregon (2) the Pacific Ocean (7) Pakistan (4) Palestine (1) Patagonia (3) Pennsylvania (6) Peoria, Illinois (2) Petrograd (1) Philippines (3) Pittsburgh (2) Pluto (1) Podunk, Michigan (1) Poland (8) Pomerania (8) Poughkeepsie, New York (2) Prague (3) Provo, Utah (1) Prussia (4) Pugwash (2) Québec (2) Rhode Island (4) Romania (3) Rome (83) Ruritania (4) Russia (36) Saint Croix (1) Sasania (2) Saskatchewan (1) Saudi Arabia (1) Saugus, Michigan (2) Saxony (1) Scotland (25) Seattle, Washington (2) Secaucus, New Jersey (3) Serengeti (2) Sheboygan, Wisconsin (2) Shitlingthorpe (8) Sicily (10) Silesia (12) Sirius (3) the Sistine Chapel (3) Slovakia (1) Smolensk (2) South Carolina (2) South Korea (1) Spain (9) Spread Eagle, Wisconsin (2) Squabbletown, California (2) Sri Lanka (1) the Sun (74) Sunapee, New Hampshire (1) Sweden (2) Switzerland (4) Székesfehérvár (1) Tashkurgan (1) Tennessee (8) Texas (5) Three Mile Island (2) Ticonderoga, New York (2) Togo (2) Transnistria (1) Trebizond (3) Tucson, Arizona (2) Turkey (12) Turkmenistan (1) Ukraine (3) Ungabuganda (10) the United States (328) Uranus (6) Utah (1) Uzbekistan (1) the Vatican (2) Venus (6) Vermont (3) Vietnam (2) Wallachia (3) Wall Street (2) Washington (2) Washington, D.C. (5) Weewahitchka, Florida (1) Westphalia (42) West Virginia (6) Wisconsin (4) Wollongong (5) Wyoming (2) Ytterby (9) Zubenelgenubi (9) Zubeneschamali (3)
Aminals and other creatures… meow! Woof! Booyeah!
aardvarks (6) alligators (5) alpacas (8) amoebas (3) anchovies (2) angels (7) antelopes (4) ants (21) armadillos (5) aurochs (3) bacteria (5) badgers (4) banshees (3) barnacles (4) bats (35) bears (19) beavers (6) bedbugs (2) bees (27) beetles (12) birds (552) bison (5) Boglins (2) borfnagles (8) Bouba and Kiki (16) bubal hartebeests (2) buffaloes (6) bugbears (2) bulls (21) butterflies (11) camels (4) capybaras (6) cassowaries (2) caterpillars (2) cats (167) cavemen (9) centipedes (2) chameleons (30) chickens (89) Chihuahuas (9) chipmunks (17) cicadas (4) clams (21) cluster lizards (5) cockroaches (40) cougars (2) COVID-19 (35) cows (127) coyotes (4) crabs (17) crickets (7) crocodiles (2) crows (5) deer (8) demons (35) deuterostomes (2) dholes (2) dingoes (10) dinoflagellates (2) dinosaurs (15) Dobermans (3) dodos (5) the Doge (1) dogs (253) dolphins (2) donkeys (20) dragons (7) ducks (101) dugongs (24) dwarves (3) eagles (6) earwigs (6) eels (5) egregores (2) eigengnomes (8) eigenserfs (5) elephants (40) elk (3) elves (13) emus (14) Englebee Troobles (48) fairies (4) ferrets (7) fish (255) flamingos (2) fleas (16) flies (27) foxes (21) frogs (50) garefowl (17) garloids (3) gargoyles (4) gazelles (4) geckos (5) geese (126) geoducks (5) gerbils (3) ghasts (15) ghosts (39) ghouls (6) giraffes (3) glargoyles (4) glorpf-snakes (17) gluefish (15) gnizzles (8) gnomes (301) gnus (4) gnutes (27) goats (158) goblins (11) Godzilla (1) golden cockroaches (21) goldfish (3) golems (2) gophers (2) gorillas (45) grasshoppers (17) gremlins (9) grouse (1) grues (25) Grunnelsby Wyverns (2) guardsquirrels (13) gugs (10) guinea pigs (1) guppies (8) hamsters (65) harooloos (11) hippopotamuses (6) hobbits (2) hornets (6) horses (160) hummingbirds (2) humperdumperdinks (10) hyenas (3) insects (298) IT Morlocks (10) jellyfish (2) kangaroos (5) katydids (2) kerfrumpts (39) Knib-Knob Gnomes (11) koalas (13) Langoliers (12) leeches (2) lemmings (2) lemurs (2) leprechauns (2) lice (9) lions (13) lizards (53) llamas (7) lobsters (2) marmosets (4) mastiffs (2) mastodons (6) mermaids (3) mice (37) millipedes (2) mites (4) moles (14) monkeys (77) moonbats (5) moose (75) mosquitoes (9) moths (10) mubbleducks (16) mules (9) naugas (11) nematodes (2) ocelots (8) octopuses (11) orangutans (4) orcs (3) ostriches (3) owls (49) oxen (6) pandas (3) pangolins (14) parrots (4) peacocks (2) penguins (6) pheasants (11) pigeons (12) pigs (156) pincer monkeys (20) pit bulls (3) pixies (4) platypuses (2) Pokémon (3) poltergeists (2) ponies (4) porcupines (33) prawns (3) praying mantises (3) pumas (4) quails (6) rabbits (21) raccoons (13) rats (45) reindeer (2) reptiles (173) rhinoceros (3) rodents (381) roosters (17) salamanders (17) sasquatch (4) schtumpfenbeasts (9) scorpions (3) screaming stars (62) seagulls (4) sharks (8) sheep (41) shmeeps (4) shmoos (2) shuggoths (28) Silesian Shipping Gnomes (5) the silithicine creatures (15) silverfish (4) singing spiders (32) the skeezle-wumpus (21) skinks (4) skinwalkers (3) skunks (6) sloths (3) slugs (10) smurfs (19) snail darters (3) snails (16) snakes (33) snoozlekopfs (2) spiders (57) squid (6) the squirrel-fox-dingo (10) squirrels (142) stingrays (2) stink bugs (2) the stuffleupagus (13) succubi (14) sunfish (2) tadpoles (8) the tailypo (2) tapirs (2) tardigrades (2) termites (2) ticks (4) tigers (2) tommygoffs (8) trilobites (2) tulpas (4) turkeys (37) turtles (38) vampires (8) voles (7) vultures (2) wallabies (3) wargs (2) wasps (7) weasels (15) wendigos (3) werewolves (7) Westphalian Schmongeling Gnomes (40) whales (15) wizzle-nipfs (9) wolves (12) woodchucks (6) worms (42) yaks (14) yetis (3) zebras (24) zombies (16)
Things to nosh upon… and places to do so
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