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Alyssa Milano

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Entries mentioning Alyssa Milano
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital Discharged on October 17, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism Guzzled on May 9, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
Crossing the hatches Pasteurized for June 22, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Short and sweet! Sweetened on April 27, 2008
Dying planktonic foraminifera Rained down on April 13, 2008
Reign across America Wrought before April 6, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Not so dead again Recomposed right before March 2, 2008
A whiz and a giggle Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
Plårp goes home Sent home on August 5, 2007
Plårp! Plopped down on July 15, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Toe-visages on the Sefernday Splayed on April 29, 2007
Sleeping in the closet Lamented on April 22, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
Eight years Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007
Digging up the back yard Cashed in on February 18, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Phillip Norbert Årp v. Alyssa Milano’s Feet Machine-gunned on January 21, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
’Twas the night before Christmas Prostituted on December 24, 2006
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill? Theorized about on November 12, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006
Attacked by tadpoles! Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again Wined & dined on August 6, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
Burkina Faso encased in pie Tortured on July 23, 2006
A disastrous pie-eating contest Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006
No dice Gambled over on July 9, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
I thought this was better!? Harvested before May 28, 2006
The dingleberry/hamster song Sung for April 30, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
Stewing in my own juices Brewed on November 13, 2005
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Umph… plurgh… splat! Beautified on July 17, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Zero-factor linguistics Laughed about within June 5, 2005
The Magic Oreo Machine™ Played footsie with on May 29, 2005
Eigenfactor Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
I desire broadband access to my feet! Quibbled about on March 27, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet Reeducated on February 20, 2005
Briefcase! Gatorade!! Fudged up against February 13, 2005
100% guaranteed Bamboozled on February 6, 2005
The stars scream at me louder than ever!! Suspended from October 24, 1999
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26, 1999
The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg Bleeped out for September 19, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999
The perfunctory margin of disbelief Apprenticed to May 9, 1999
A glass was sitting on my desk Cemented on April 18, 1999

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