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Borb McBorbley

Manager of the local Hormel spam-canning plant, 9-1-1 operator, and more.

Entries mentioning Borb McBorbley

A nipple that could nibble

Nuzzled on August 25, 2024

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010