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Britney Spears

She has even cuter feet than Alyssa Milano!

Entries mentioning Britney Spears

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006