Entries mentioning COVID-19 | |
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There are no bagels thereSpaced on November 17, 2024 | |
There are no bagels hereLanded on November 10, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtierIllustrated on February 4, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
With a bubble and a squeak…Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021 | |
