Entries mentioning California | |
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Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexedEased on June 9, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
A Halloween to surely forgetSpooked before November 7, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
375 gorillas and some flower potsDumbstruck on November 28, 2010 | |
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feetShattered before August 15, 2010 | |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert ÅrpStumbled around on August 8, 2010 | |
Oh, the serendipity!Squelched through on May 30, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from ShitlingthorpeRecollected on February 17, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Why do the stars scream?Screamed about on September 16, 2007 | |
Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
