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Entries mentioning Canada

Too many uncertainties

Certified on July 28, 2024

Things are looking up

Uplit on June 16, 2024

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006