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Entries mentioning Cordwainer Smith

No idea about anything

Flummoxed on October 27, 2024

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

Morning again?

Mourned on February 11, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Stay spooned for more!

Spooned on August 10, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005