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David Pinnfarb

Captain of the HMS Gormless Bastard and a Knib-Knob Gnome.

Entries mentioning David Pinnfarb
There are no bagels there Spaced on November 17, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
Gormless bastard! Located to the right of June 25, 2006
Captain Pinnfarb explains it all Positioned left of June 18, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006