Entries mentioning Fate | |
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A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
Too many SundaysQuintupled on May 30, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
A lunchable lemony apple keyOpen-appled on April 22, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
