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Entries mentioning Greece

There are no bagels here

Landed on November 10, 2024

Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites

Murderized on August 4, 2024

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

The seventeenth best day of my life

Dissipated before March 21, 1999