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Julian Rhoodie

Mayor of my tiny little town.

Entries mentioning Julian Rhoodie
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
My oatmeal cookies Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006

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