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Entries mentioning Marathon

There are no bagels there

Spaced on November 17, 2024

How does blue cheese go bad?

Reposed on September 1, 2024

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Through the tunnel

Crossed over on July 27, 2008

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005