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Entries mentioning the Moon

There are no bagels there

Spaced on November 17, 2024

There are no bagels here

Landed on November 10, 2024

The Sun absconded yet I rest assured

Annulated on April 14, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled on August 21, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999