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Mr. Wilson

My favorite next-door neighbor… who disappeared without a trace!

Entries mentioning Mr. Wilson
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital Discharged on October 17, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
Not so dead again Recomposed right before March 2, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Digging up the back yard Cashed in on February 18, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
The dingleberry/hamster song Sung for April 30, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The return of Grårp Cordoned off on September 18, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse Trundled on August 28, 2005
Umph… plurgh… splat! Beautified on July 17, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet Reeducated on February 20, 2005
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles Squandered because of October 31, 1999
I had failed Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999
Is there an underdog in you? Nitrated on July 18, 1999
In the ground underneath my house Drawn up for April 25, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

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