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Samuel Dreckers

Trained assassin specializing in garrotting people (like me!) in their sleep.

Entries mentioning Samuel Dreckers
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Ravna and a ligature Magic-marked on May 20, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005
The return of Grårp Cordoned off on September 18, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Soft, and steaming lightly Castigated on July 31, 2005
Umph… plurgh… splat! Beautified on July 17, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
Contemplating the Spice Girls Best if sold by February 27, 2005
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet Reeducated on February 20, 2005

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