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Entries mentioning The X-Files

Formica and formication

Fornicated on October 6, 2024

How does blue cheese go bad?

Reposed on September 1, 2024

Too many questions

Questioned on July 7, 2024

The Sun absconded yet I rest assured

Annulated on April 14, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

Kudzu and Miss Hewitt

Integrated on July 13, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999