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A nipple that could nibble

Nuzzled on August 25, 2024

Things are looking up

Uplit on June 16, 2024

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19, 2024

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

Ratiocination and a rat

Bugged off on July 9, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011