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Entries mentioning the United States
There are no bagels here Landed on November 10, 2024
No idea about anything Flummoxed on October 27, 2024
Will it be like concrete? Accreted on October 20, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
A sojourn through the jejunum Catabolized on September 9, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
Oatmeal cookies… behind it all! Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
Boom! Boom, boom, boom! Orbited on July 11, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing Disinfected on June 20, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism Guzzled on May 9, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Reign across America Wrought before April 6, 2008
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Aaaahhhh!! Whiffled on November 25, 2007
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
3,600 eigenserfs and a function key Indentured forever after July 8, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
Digging up the back yard Cashed in on February 18, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
A disastrous pie-eating contest Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006
I thought this was better!? Harvested before May 28, 2006
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005
Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005
I was mad Optimized for April 3, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
Contemplating the Spice Girls Best if sold by February 27, 2005
Briefcase! Gatorade!! Fudged up against February 13, 2005
I had failed Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999
I forgot about Hitler Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26, 1999
The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg Bleeped out for September 19, 1999
I love AOL Placated since August 1, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999
Dangerous evidence kept cropping up Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999
Semper sic tyrannis Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

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