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Entries mentioning WWII

Endless rows of houses

Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024

Never put a fish in your car

Wrapped on May 12, 2024

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Kudzu and Miss Hewitt

Integrated on July 13, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

I forgot about Hitler again…

Posited because of November 19, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999