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By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells Whitened on December 24, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Today I was being even more, more or less Been on July 2, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration Dumbled for August 29, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Do, guppy, guppy! Guppied on May 4, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo Hypothesized on November 5, 2006
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again Wined & dined on August 6, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
The perfunctory margin of disbelief Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

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