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arcs and curves

Graceful parabolic arcs.

Entries mentioning arcs and curves

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006