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There are no bagels there Spaced on November 17, 2024
There are no bagels here Landed on November 10, 2024
So I didn’t want them anymore Feted on June 23, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
A sojourn through the jejunum Catabolized on September 9, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
When Saturday is Sunday Blown right past August 19, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
Here I froze and here I died Dubstepped on July 8, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
I shall visit Eigentoria Bandied about on October 30, 2005

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