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Entries mentioning bananas

A laughing stock

Boiled on December 22, 2024

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010