Entries mentioning bathrooms | |
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But for me, it was TuesdayFor me it was October 13, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tipsExfiltrated on September 22, 2024 | |
A nipple that could nibbleNuzzled on August 25, 2024 | |
Too many uncertaintiesCertified on July 28, 2024 | |
So I didn’t want them anymoreFeted on June 23, 2024 | |
Things are looking upUplit on June 16, 2024 | |
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexedEased on June 9, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
A byte nybbled a word, and then…Nibbled on December 10, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
A fresh set of gnome latrinesSpun on July 23, 2023 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
Ratiocination and a ratBugged off on July 9, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!Cursed on May 28, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomesWriggled on June 5, 2022 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
From Commodus to Vespasian—Detruded on April 11, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
An arpeggio for SnarpegonSpatchcocked on March 28, 2021 | |
Maybe it was the locationTripped out on March 21, 2021 | |
Toiling away smoilishlyToiled away on March 14, 2021 | |
With a bubble and a squeak…Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A paean to funnelsFunneled on November 25, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
Illin’ in the ileumChillin’ on September 16, 2012 | |
A sojourn through the jejunumCatabolized on September 9, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Rotating in placeCaligulated on March 20, 2011 | |
A dark and Strommy nightThurmonned on February 27, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
375 gorillas and some flower potsDumbstruck on November 28, 2010 | |
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spreadSlathered all over on November 21, 2010 | |
Mr. Årp goes to city hallCarpetbagged on November 14, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
The fnord planExecuted before April 11, 2010 | |
A plan is hatchedHatched right before April 4, 2010 | |
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part IIReified on June 29, 2008 | |
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bustGassed up on May 18, 2008 | |
A pox upon your whizgiggling!Avenged on February 10, 2008 | |
A whiz and a giggleWhizgiggled at on February 3, 2008 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
I did not forget about Hitler!Livingroomed on August 12, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Suing Alyssa MilanoBombarded after January 14, 2007 | |
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58Whored out on December 10, 2006 | |
The wall gong exhibitionMolested on June 11, 2006 | |
Stewing in my own juicesBrewed on November 13, 2005 | |
Is there an underdog in you?Nitrated on July 18, 1999 | |
The triangular briefcase I had foundReintegrated on June 13, 1999 |