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Entries mentioning bears

There are no bagels there

Spaced on November 17, 2024

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010