Entries mentioning beef | |
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Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bitesMurderized on August 4, 2024 | |
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooingMilked on June 2, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
My neighbor—he’s on fireDetonated on May 27, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Reflecting on corn gone wrongParoled on May 15, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydrationDumbled for August 29, 2010 | |
Ah, the first of August!Firstly on August 1, 2010 | |
Oh, the serendipity!Squelched through on May 30, 2010 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
My new neighbor from GeorgiaNazified on April 2, 2006 | |
Contemplating the Spice GirlsBest if sold by February 27, 2005 | |
100% guaranteedBamboozled on February 6, 2005 | |
The Englebee TrooblesPondered upon August 8, 1999 | |
