Entries mentioning birds | |
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Eating a lot of Frosted FlakesLionized on December 15, 2024 | |
Have a good oneHad on December 8, 2024 | |
Afloat down the River SevernZephyred on December 1, 2024 | |
Plårped againCurled up before November 24, 2024 | |
Ensconced and enholedProcrastinated on November 3, 2024 | |
But for me, it was TuesdayFor me it was October 13, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
A wild eep out of place and timeMoofed at on September 15, 2024 | |
How does blue cheese go bad?Reposed on September 1, 2024 | |
A nipple that could nibbleNuzzled on August 25, 2024 | |
Playing stupidFeathered on August 18, 2024 | |
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bitesMurderized on August 4, 2024 | |
Too many demandsCommanded on July 21, 2024 | |
Too many answersDeclared on July 14, 2024 | |
Too many questionsQuestioned on July 7, 2024 | |
Back into the mud from whenceDouched on June 30, 2024 | |
Things are looking upUplit on June 16, 2024 | |
Purple prose asphyxiaBlockaded on May 26, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
The Sun absconded yet I rest assuredAnnulated on April 14, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
A vernally hibernal good timeDrove on March 24, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Pigs fly just finePorked on February 18, 2024 | |
Morning again?Mourned on February 11, 2024 | |
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtierIllustrated on February 4, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!Conjoined on December 17, 2023 | |
A byte nybbled a word, and then…Nibbled on December 10, 2023 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
A quacking bushBushwhacked on November 12, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliariesTrussed up on October 29, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
A bolo tie and a blogging accidentHaberdashed on September 24, 2023 | |
The Aroostook Roo StoreRued the day of September 17, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
Ratiocination and a ratBugged off on July 9, 2023 | |
Today I was being even more, more or lessBeen on July 2, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
Chicken dickin’ good!Kennedy-fried on June 18, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
A turtle extended its neck and quackedResisted on April 23, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Two halves of a bagelMisaligned on July 31, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
Tuck in flap to closeKnocked up on July 17, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
Fleas, flies, and friars!Peddled on June 12, 2022 | |
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomesWriggled on June 5, 2022 | |
Batting the packageSemiquavered on May 15, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?Hammered on February 6, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
An out-of-place trashcanRecycled on November 14, 2021 | |
A Halloween to surely forgetSpooked before November 7, 2021 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
Plantago delenda estPlanted on October 17, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
And I still couldn’t find my combNosedove before August 22, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
Too many SundaysQuintupled on May 30, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
From Commodus to Vespasian—Detruded on April 11, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
An arpeggio for SnarpegonSpatchcocked on March 28, 2021 | |
With a bubble and a squeak…Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
A paean to funnelsFunneled on November 25, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
Illin’ in the ileumChillin’ on September 16, 2012 | |
A sojourn through the jejunumCatabolized on September 9, 2012 | |
The September that wouldn’t beElided on September 2, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
When Saturday is SundayBlown right past August 19, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
Upon the Fimbriated PlanetFlabbled about on August 5, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012 | |
I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
A lunchable lemony apple keyOpen-appled on April 22, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
Gurning for twoFaces made before April 8, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A sleigh ride to the North PoleKringled on December 25, 2011 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
Quack! Quack! Quack, quack, quack!!Ducked on October 23, 2011 | |
Schtumpfenfrumpt!Stumped on October 16, 2011 | |
Squee! Squee! Squee!Snoozed on October 9, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
A stick of pepperoni a dayBordured on August 21, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Disgorgement and cheddarSquassated on July 24, 2011 | |
The harooloos grew closerRepositioned on July 17, 2011 | |
Impossibly shaped bowlsWhiled away before July 10, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Reflecting on corn gone wrongParoled on May 15, 2011 | |
Today being Mamårp’s daySmothered on May 8, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Sigmund Freud would be proudElectrified on April 3, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
A dark and Strommy nightThurmonned on February 27, 2011 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
375 gorillas and some flower potsDumbstruck on November 28, 2010 | |
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spreadSlathered all over on November 21, 2010 | |
Mr. Årp goes to city hallCarpetbagged on November 14, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feetShattered before August 15, 2010 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
Oh, the serendipity!Squelched through on May 30, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
A plan is hatchedHatched right before April 4, 2010 | |
Dingleberry champion hamsterPlotted against on March 21, 2010 | |
A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
Through the tunnelCrossed over on July 27, 2008 | |
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part IIReified on June 29, 2008 | |
Quack! Quack! Quack!!Quackenbushed on May 11, 2008 | |
Do, guppy, guppy!Guppied on May 4, 2008 | |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from ShitlingthorpeRecollected on February 17, 2008 | |
Bubble wrap and bubble buttsThawed on January 6, 2008 | |
The one true goddess!Duffeled on November 18, 2007 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
Under Pam & Meg’sDelved under on September 9, 2007 | |
Grumfeld reduxSimmered on September 2, 2007 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Squish-&-honk!Peppered lightly with May 13, 2007 | |
Toe-visages on the SeferndaySplayed on April 29, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: HomageLegislated on April 8, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: TaxesPropagated on April 1, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip IPromulgated on March 25, 2007 | |
The restive provinces conqueredExcoriated before March 18, 2007 | |
Eight yearsAnniversed four days before March 11, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert ÅrpEntrenched under January 28, 2007 | |
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58Whored out on December 10, 2006 | |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler!Added to taste on October 29, 2006 | |
Ollanthorpe Savings BankPuréed on October 1, 2006 | |
I remembered a lot this week!Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
Attacked by tadpoles!Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006 | |
Busy: Ankle-crawling kudzuToddled about on August 27, 2006 | |
Busy: A whole flock of geeseGoosed before August 20, 2006 | |
As kudzu crept up her anklesEncircled on August 13, 2006 | |
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s shipAppeased prior to July 2, 2006 | |
A cock-up, to be sureErected on June 4, 2006 | |
Oatmeal cookies and their spiesWeeded on May 21, 2006 | |
My oatmeal cookiesSurveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006 | |
Pam & Meg’sWheeled about on April 23, 2006 | |
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she saidInterrupted before February 5, 2006 | |
Busy this week too!Put out on January 29, 2006 | |
Busy this week!Placed next to January 22, 2006 | |
She isn’t dead!Copulated after January 15, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
Caught in a wet noodling contestNoodled on October 16, 2005 | |
What an Englebee Trooble isIncarcerated on June 12, 2005 | |
EigenfactorGiven to charity prior to May 22, 2005 | |
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored onePopularized for April 10, 2005 | |
The Troobles exist…Inoculated on January 30, 2005 | |
I had failedHidden above my bed on October 17, 1999 | |
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasantRemixed before September 12, 1999 |