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Ensconced and enholed Procrastinated on November 3, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
A wild eep out of place and time Moofed at on September 15, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Too many demands Commanded on July 21, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Pigs fly just fine Porked on February 18, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Ratiocination and a rat Bugged off on July 9, 2023
Today I was being even more, more or less Been on July 2, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Chicken dickin’ good! Kennedy-fried on June 18, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
A turtle extended its neck and quacked Resisted on April 23, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
A sojourn through the jejunum Catabolized on September 9, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
When Saturday is Sunday Blown right past August 19, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Quack! Quack! Quack, quack, quack!! Ducked on October 23, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Through the tunnel Crossed over on July 27, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Quack! Quack! Quack!! Quackenbushed on May 11, 2008
Do, guppy, guppy! Guppied on May 4, 2008
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Squish-&-honk! Peppered lightly with May 13, 2007
Toe-visages on the Sefernday Splayed on April 29, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
Eight years Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank Puréed on October 1, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
Attacked by tadpoles! Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006
Busy: Ankle-crawling kudzu Toddled about on August 27, 2006
Busy: A whole flock of geese Goosed before August 20, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
A cock-up, to be sure Erected on June 4, 2006
Oatmeal cookies and their spies Weeded on May 21, 2006
My oatmeal cookies Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
Busy this week too! Put out on January 29, 2006
Busy this week! Placed next to January 22, 2006
She isn’t dead! Copulated after January 15, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Caught in a wet noodling contest Noodled on October 16, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Eigenfactor Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
The Troobles exist… Inoculated on January 30, 2005
I had failed Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999

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