Entries mentioning brains • Pnårp

< Previous Current Up Random Next >

Entries mentioning brains
There are no bagels here Landed on November 10, 2024
No idea about anything Flummoxed on October 27, 2024
Will it be like concrete? Accreted on October 20, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tips Exfiltrated on September 22, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
So I didn’t want them anymore Feted on June 23, 2024
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells Whitened on December 24, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Change you can be leaf in Bogged down on November 13, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
Oatmeal cookies… behind it all! Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Boom! Boom, boom, boom! Orbited on July 11, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Not so dead again Recomposed right before March 2, 2008
A pox upon your whizgiggling! Avenged on February 10, 2008
A whiz and a giggle Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
Burkina Faso encased in pie Tortured on July 23, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
100% guaranteed Bamboozled on February 6, 2005
The stars scream at me, but why? Conduced on March 7, 1999

< Previous Current Up Random Next >