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Entries mentioning buttwash
Too many uncertainties Certified on July 28, 2024
Too many demands Commanded on July 21, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010