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Entries mentioning cats
Eating a lot of Frosted Flakes Lionized on December 15, 2024
But for me, it was Tuesday For me it was October 13, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Too many answers Declared on July 14, 2024
So I didn’t want them anymore Feted on June 23, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
The tapering of taped cans and candies Canned on January 7, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital Discharged on October 17, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Skipping Wednesday Slid past on September 12, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Toe-visages on the Sefernday Splayed on April 29, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
I need a new hobby Telephoned on February 19, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Saturday was the worst Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles Squandered because of October 31, 1999
I had failed Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999
I love AOL Placated since August 1, 1999
Is there an underdog in you? Nitrated on July 18, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999
Dangerous evidence kept cropping up Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999
The seventeenth best day of my life Dissipated before March 21, 1999
I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999

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