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Feathery little things that cluck, cluck, cluck. Buk, buk, buk… bukwaaukk!

Entries mentioning chickens
Eating a lot of Frosted Flakes Lionized on December 15, 2024
Afloat down the River Severn Zephyred on December 1, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
A nipple that could nibble Nuzzled on August 25, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Too many questions Questioned on July 7, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
Pigs fly just fine Porked on February 18, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Chicken dickin’ good! Kennedy-fried on June 18, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
A cock-up, to be sure Erected on June 4, 2006
Oatmeal cookies and their spies Weeded on May 21, 2006
Caught in a wet noodling contest Noodled on October 16, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

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