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Entries mentioning clowns

Endless rows of houses

Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008