Entries mentioning constipation | |
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Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexedEased on June 9, 2024 | |
Purple prose asphyxiaBlockaded on May 26, 2024 | |
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtierIllustrated on February 4, 2024 | |
A byte nybbled a word, and then…Nibbled on December 10, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
An out-of-place trashcanRecycled on November 14, 2021 | |
A Halloween to surely forgetSpooked before November 7, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
From Commodus to Vespasian—Detruded on April 11, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
Dyssynergic defecationSplashed down on April 24, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feetShattered before August 15, 2010 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
A plan is hatchedHatched right before April 4, 2010 | |
As kudzu crept up her anklesEncircled on August 13, 2006 | |
