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Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tips Exfiltrated on September 22, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing Milked on June 2, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Today I was being even more, more or less Been on July 2, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration Dumbled for August 29, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
Glick Glick van der Glick again! Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
The missing fourteenth key Lost before July 1, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill? Theorized about on November 12, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
The perspicacious side of the planet Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005
Contemplating the Spice Girls Best if sold by February 27, 2005
100% guaranteed Bamboozled on February 6, 2005
The Englebee Troobles Pondered upon August 8, 1999
Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me Intubated on May 30, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999

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