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Entries mentioning disease

Formica and formication

Fornicated on October 6, 2024

I really should have that broken…

Tinned on September 8, 2024

Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing

Milked on June 2, 2024

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19, 2024

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

Snow crabs and snow leopards

Piled up upon December 3, 2023

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Ratiocination and a rat

Bugged off on July 9, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

The talking, squawking camel

Reinstated on August 15, 1999

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999