Entries mentioning disease | |
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Formica and formicationFornicated on October 6, 2024 | |
I really should have that broken…Tinned on September 8, 2024 | |
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooingMilked on June 2, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtierIllustrated on February 4, 2024 | |
Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
Ratiocination and a ratBugged off on July 9, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!Sworn on May 21, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
José Vargas de las Joyas MatemáticasDivided by zero on June 13, 2021 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Incipits being rather popishLubricated on May 22, 2011 | |
Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydrationDumbled for August 29, 2010 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceshipDiseased prior to October 7, 2007 | |
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditchStir-fried for October 22, 2006 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
The talking, squawking camelReinstated on August 15, 1999 | |
Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over meIntubated on May 30, 1999 |