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Entries mentioning dogs

Formica and formication

Fornicated on October 6, 2024

By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask

Trashed on September 29, 2024

I really should have that broken…

Tinned on September 8, 2024

How does blue cheese go bad?

Reposed on September 1, 2024

Too many uncertainties

Certified on July 28, 2024

Too many demands

Commanded on July 21, 2024

Too many answers

Declared on July 14, 2024

Too many questions

Questioned on July 7, 2024

Purple prose asphyxia

Blockaded on May 26, 2024

Never put a fish in your car

Wrapped on May 12, 2024

A masterful mañana-man

Cunctated on May 5, 2024

Nose, the best smelling device

Stunk down on April 28, 2024

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

Snow crabs and snow leopards

Piled up upon December 3, 2023

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Today I was being even more, more or less

Been on July 2, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Dogging the Balphonse

Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

She isn’t dead!

Copulated after January 15, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The lawn gnomes prance!

Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled on August 21, 2005

A gaggle of garden gnomes

Engulfed on June 26, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

Dangerous evidence kept cropping up

Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999